I don't know what's happening to me. I'm not alive. I'm not dead. I'm just...I'm just so lonely. - Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)
Brown Out
Put some crap in a small plastic baggie. Hold your breath and expell any excess air out of the bag and tie it up. Next time you have a zombie encounter, blast one of these suckers in its face and put him in the dark. That will buy you a little time to plant a lead pipe between its hemispheres.