"The only person who could ever miss with this gun would be the sucker with the bread to buy it."
    - Peter, Dawn of the Dead (1978)

"Cop: Pan the area. I want to see it all. Mall Security: Are you stupid or something? This is a video tape. How am I supposed to pan it?"
    - Mall Cop & Policeman, Bio Zombie (1998)

"There's no longer anything else left to destroy in this world. Take me to the other side quick. What do you say man?"
    - Tak, Versus (2000)

"Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills get up and kill."
    - Doctor on newscast, Dawn of the Dead (1978)

"Perhaps we weren't properly introduced before. My name is Elsa Thorne, but you can call me bitch behind my back."
    - Elsa Thorne, Shadow: Dead Riot (2005)

"Slow your roll doc. We both know that trick just got lucky. And if you don't stop flapping your gums, you're gonna be the next one taking a beat down."
    - Mondo, Shadow: Dead Riot (2005)

"Zombies almost had my ass for dinner!"
    - Gang Leader, SARS Wars: Bangkok Zombie Crisis (2004)

"Got no bananas here monkey ass. Keep walking."
    - Death Row Inmate, Zombie Death House (1987)

"This is just what I wanted my son to see. Take him to work, get attacked by zombies. Your mother's gonna kill me."
    - Warden Mahler, Dead Men Walking (2005)

"If we hole up I want to be somewhere familiar, I want to know where the exits are, and I want to be allowed to smoke."
    - Ed, Shaun of the Dead (2004)

"It's all in the tongue."
    - Julie, Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)

"Saw a porno flick once where this guy got so carried away he humped himself to death. Too much of a good thing."
    - Gravedigger, City of the Living Dead (1980)

"How the hell come we stick these low life bastards in these big ass fancy hotels anyway? Shit man this is better than I got."
    - Wooley, Dawn of the Dead (1978)

"Calm down? Dude, I'm fu**ing shot, a ground beef patty attacked my face, and I'm going to break out now because you poured olive oil on me."
    - Blake, The Mad (2007)

"I'm running this monkey farm now, Frankenstein, and I wanna know what the f**k you're doing with my time!"
    - Captain Rhodes, Day of the Dead (1985)

"You got a little more time...a little more I ain't saying how much. But you better start showing me some results and you better not piss me off."
    - Captain Rhodes, Day of the Dead (1985)

"I believe that even the simplest chunk of flesh has every right in the world to be alive."
    - Dr. Gabriel Schreklich, Night of the Dead: Leben Tod (2006)

"Bill, just because your father tried to eat you, does that mean we all have to be unhappy? Forever?"
    - Mrs. Robinson, Fido (2006)

"To beat death, you've got to know death."
    - Schatzi, Night of the Dead: Leben Tod (2006)

"I can smell. I've got a keen sense of smell like a dog. I'm a top breeder. I smell. "
    - Fighter, Versus (2000)

"The only chance we have to contain this is to vaporize every living thing aboard that aircraft."
    - Pentagon General, Flight of the Living Dead : Outbreak on a Plane (2007)

"They're coming to get you Barbara!"
    - Johnny, Night of the Living Dead (1968)

"You wouldn't believe it he was throwing guards around like match sticks. Broke through a straight jacket."
    - Raker, Zombie Death House (1987)

"I'm quite all right Barbara, I ran it under a cold tap. We had our jabs when we went to the Isle of Wight. It's a lot of overblown nonsense, a lot of drug nuts running wild."
    - Phillip, Shaun of the Dead (2004)

"Here you come with a whole new set of charts and graphs and records. What you gonna do? Bury them down here with all the other relics of what once was?"
    - John, Day of the Dead (1985)

"It contains a recombinant virus. It takes your DNA and deconstructs it and reshapes it. The results can be phenonomal, super human like...or hellish."
    - Jerry, Day of the Dead 2: Contagium (2005)

"You weren't very nice Mrs. Henderson, but I'm sorry you're dead."
    - Timmy, Fido (2006)

"Your mother ate my dog!"
    - Paquita Maria Sanchez, Dead Alive (1992)

"Zombies don't read. They ain't hooked on phonics. So give it a rest."
    - Griffin, House of the Dead 2: All Guts, No Glory (2005)

"We don't have time for this kind of sh*t. Those criminals...I'm gonna kill em all."
    - Fighter, Versus (2000)

"You got rid of those stiffs yet? I don't know what sort of kinky sh*t you're into, but I want those things buried."
    - Uncle Les, Dead Alive (1992)

"Man I'm dealing with it, man I'm just dealing with it. Don't you worry about it. There's a lot to get done before you can afford to lose me."
    - Roger, Dawn of the Dead (1978)

"You want me to salute that pile of walking puss? Salute my ass."
    - Captain Rhodes, Day of the Dead (1985)

"I bet she was a looker when she was alive right? I mean she's not too bad now either. I'd stick my di*k in her, but I'm afraid what might happen."
    - Bart, House of the Dead 2: All Guts, No Glory (2005)

"I would find such unusual paradox of tremendous appeal terribly stimulating if I were a sleuth."
    - Theresa, City of the Living Dead (1980)

"Edward Marquis aka Shadow. Convicted of 22 counts of capital murder, including four police officers, twelve counts of rape, nine counts of double homicide - mothers and unborn children."
    - Narrator, Shadow: Dead Riot (2005)

"You shocked me, you bitch. I was defending myself."
    - Solitaire, Shadow: Dead Riot (2005)

"Two in the chest, one in the balls - that's what I say."
    - TSA Agent, Flight of the Living Dead : Outbreak on a Plane (2007)

"That's not the pipes, Lionel. It's somebody doing the business."
    - Uncle Les, Dead Alive (1992)

"Maybe you should do me. I'll only muck it up if I have to do myself."
    - Liz, Shaun of the Dead (2004)

"What about yours? Who died and made you f**king king of the zombies?"
    - Ed, Shaun of the Dead (2004)

"Sorry we have to leave you here, but it just ain't right to eat your wife's and daughter's brains. Plus you're really disgusting and I don't wanna spend any more time with you."
    - Luke, Undead or Alive (2007)

"What do you think I am? A god damn doctor? I don't sell sedatives. Tranquilizers I do have."
    - Veterinarian, Dead Alive (1992)

"Stop! Don't try to kick so high. If you do, you can say goodbye to your virginity."
    - Gang Leader, SARS Wars: Bangkok Zombie Crisis (2004)

"This could be the beginning of the ultimate contagium, the coming plague."
    - Jerry, Day of the Dead 2: Contagium (2005)

"You say another word and I'm gonna shoot that jaw clean off your face. Then I'm going to take a sh*t in your chin hole."
    - Sherrif, Undead or Alive (2007)

"The devil is amongst us. Stay back boy, this calls for divine intervention. I kick ass for the Lord!"
    - Father McGruder, Dead Alive (1992)

"God has fled. Hell reigns. Darkness prevails."
    - Priest, Shadow: Dead Riot (2005)

"F**kin A. Biggest piece of meat in the cave. I don't want to excite the lady though. Not with her boyfriend around."
    - Private Steel, Day of the Dead (1985)

"I have given them the last rights, now you do what you will. You are stronger than us, but soon I think they be stronger than you."
    - Priest, Dawn of the Dead (1978)

"I don't know what's happening to me. I'm not alive. I'm not dead. I'm just...I'm just so lonely."
    - Julie, Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)

"Damn that sushi boy. Saw a f**kin monster. I get a raging hard-on and nothing to do with it!"
    - Woody Invincible, Bio Zombie (1998)

"This is a first class f**k job, warden. We're not some bureaucrat's holding tank for diseased sons of bitches."
    - Sweeney, Dead Men Walking (2005)

"Even now you hold the secret of eternal life within you. You hold on to them, keeping me alone...alone in the dark"
    - Professor Curien, House of the Dead 2: All Guts, No Glory (2005)

"I'd say I'm a pretty darned good father. My father tried to eat me. I don't remember trying to eat Timmy."
    - Mr. Robinson, Fido (2006)

"You just keep twirling that little putter of yours, cause that's all you're gonna be twirling this trip."
    - Golf Pro's wife, Flight of the Living Dead : Outbreak on a Plane (2007)

"They're all going to end up like that. Bio-mechanical weapons driven by meat batteries. Never have to be fed or recharged. They just keep going...going."
    - Military Scientist, Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)

"Don't get smart with me doc. You know I'll snap your neck like a f**king pencil and make it look like an accident."
    - Mondo, Shadow: Dead Riot (2005)

"Look, you're the one who got me out in the armpit of the world chasing your galloping cadavers."
    - Peter, City of the Living Dead (1980)

"Mom, did you know that on several occasions he touched me? That wasn't true...made up. Shouldn't have done that, sorry."
    - Shuan, Shaun of the Dead (2004)

"Okay, she's not even your ex-girlfriend anymore. She's a puddle of blood and guts..."
    - Blake, The Mad (2007)