Calm down? Dude, I'm fu**ing shot, a ground beef patty attacked my face, and I'm going to break out now because you poured olive oil on me. - The Mad (2007)
This might seem like a good idea, especially when you're running to the barn looking for a weapon. But it won't do you much good when the tines are buried six inches deep in a zombie's head. You stand a good chance of being overwhelmed while you struggle to pull it out.
